Chinese New Year 2010 (Part I)

Chinese New Year 2010 Part I : Interlude

Alright, CNY is around 2 or 3 weeks more and I'm currently struggling through my driving lessons. (Hope I can adept soon enough) Haven't start 大扫除 yet. Slacking, watching gintama, chatting, mousehunting, facebooking... OMG I better get my ass off and start working!

Ok, first thing about Chinese New Year that comes to our mind is none other than...

Good old Angpaos

We do not want Angpao which is empty, we want it to be filled with coloured notes ranging from RM 5 RM 10 RM 50 RM 100 but most of us would received a BLUE coloured notes but hack cares we just want MONEY

Alright remember folks, that we should also don't forget to hang up those...

Tang... Wait wrong picture

Ah yes, this one. Tanglong!

Hey hey, I'm not finished yet! Mone...I mean, Angpaos, tanglongs, and also others stuff like hanging a long red cloth on the door shaped like an arch. These are things that are essential for the preparation for our One-year-once Chinese New Year!

Last item one optionally can grabbed hold during this festival is....

Yup, you are forgetting something EXPLOSIVE!

Firecrackers are for entertainment nowadays HOWEVER... Anyways, if you want play firecrackers, play safe, don't even think of eating a 彩雷王 and lit it. Your friend will definately say

BEAUTIFUL, MARVELOUS, AWESOME

hen,, your name and picture will be on the front page of Sin Chew Daily and The Star. If possible, Berita Harian. *Nods* Title: The First Victim before CNY. I'll forgive you for dying of old age but I can't tolerate idiotic people like these.

Moreover, please do control yourself. Don't mix this and that until it become a gigantic, army weapon that can start World War III.
*Random guy mixes and lits some monster like "firecrakers"* *Hiss*
Erm.. whats that sound?
Blog updated...
System terminated...

Stay tuned for the revival of the writer in Chinese New Year 2010 Part II. Good day.